This tread of naming your children after how they were conceived is totally NSFW

Tweeter user Honest Toddler's Mom, recently shared a very funny, but not at all PG, tweet about how amusing it would be to name our children after why they were conceived: 

If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.”

— Honest Toddler’s Mom (@HonestToddler) 22 November 2017

As you can probably guess, the replies quickly got out of control. But at the same time they were too good not to share. Warning some of the language is not for the squeamish: 

Mine would be named "taco truck fight" and "mommy's birthday mimosas"

— Dominique Matti (@mominiquematti) 22 November 2017

My beautiful girls, 7yo He Bought Me Diamonds, and 5yo Anniversary Champagne

— Elizabeth Estes (@eestes30) 22 November 2017

A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let's Be Parents Cause It'll Be Fun!

— Sarah Davies (@francesthoughts) 22 November 2017

Hey, Best Friend's Wedding, please stop teasing Best Friend's Wedding Needs a Best Friend.

— Whit Thompson (@whit_thompson) 22 November 2017

Our boys (6 and 4) are named 'Holy Shit IVF Worked' and 'Holy Shit IVF Worked Again'.

People get them mixed up a lot.

— I'll be Hand for Christmas. (@stateofthehand) 22 November 2017

"Happy First Anniversary, let Efficacy of the Pill is Reduced by the Use of Antibiotics have a turn on the Xbox."

— Good Dog, Blue.  (@sasimmons) 22 November 2017

“Midlife Crisis and Didn’t Want to Go Back to Work look forward to welcoming their baby sister Bookclub Picked Fifty Shades.”

— SOKelley (@SiobhanKelley) 23 November 2017

 Hey, Too Much Tequila, I need you to babysit The Doctor Said I Would Never Get Pregnant Again while I go to the liquor store.

— Jess (@Big_Neffy) 22 November 2017

Hey, Grad School Snow Storm, I need you to pick up Movie Night from school and make sure you’re home in time to watch Actually Planned and Bad Math.

— Trey Herweck (@therweck) 22 November 2017

We can't deal with how funny it is!