Take my money: unicorn toilet paper is a thing and we NEED it
Fancy bringing a bit of magic to your bathroom? Well for the low cost of only €3.95 you can be the proud owner of….
UNICORN TOILET ROLL!
Unicorn Toilet Paper Is A Thing That Exists And We Need It Immediately https://t.co/itgYnuC5vW pic.twitter.com/ER2JfftyTO
— Barnaby Belle (@BarnabyBelle) 14 March 2018
Dreams do come true.
We would gladly decorate out house in it, as well as using it for it's original purpose. Not at the same time of course…
Made by the magic folk at Get Digital, unicorn toilet roll is the best thing we never knew we needed to have.
My co-worker and metal sister gave me @getDigital_de unicorn toilet paper today I'm still confused But hey, it's three-ply! pic.twitter.com/ckLy8XvPOU
— Bastian Blessing (@BaBl228) 20 February 2018
According to the description, the 'Unicornnati' are trying to infiltrate our lives and that's a take over we would definitely welcome.
"Doormats and shower curtains were just the beginning … Now they're trying to conquer every man's fortress of solitude- the toilet. Yes, you read that correctly! They're coming for our toilets …"
We're so excited that we just peed a little.
"The Unicorn Toilet Paper is superior to its regular brethren, though. On the 200 sheets each roll holds, fluffy unicorns are prancing over rainbows. Do we need to say more?"
No, you don't. Shut up and take my money.
The unicorn toilet paper is not only super freaking adorable in every way, but it also has got your back, literally. The images are printed with food-grade colouring and are completely skin friendly.
"Some people even say that one can occasionally feel the soft fur of a unicorn."
We NEED this… for the kids of course… who are we kidding, it's for us to poo like the princesses we are!