Forget Louboutins! THESE are the shoes mums really need

THANK GOD!

If we were to choose a deadly obstacle course of hot coals, up-ended plugs and doors to stub our toes on OR a carpet full of Lego, we’re choosing the deadly obstacle course.

Nothing can cause mums to scream profanities like stepping on a piece of Lego. “ARGH! I was so sure we had packed away every last bit,” we moan in painful disbelief while our amused children look on witheringly and say, “Swear jar mum!”

Well now Lego have done the honourable thing and created a special pair of anti-Lego slippers! It only took them 66 years but better late than never we suppose.

Ha ha ha ha little evil pieces of Lego, we win!

Okay, we could just, you know, wear our own normal slippers but these ones have extra padding AND they say Lego on them.