Dad's texts to his wife when his son pukes in the car are HILARIOUS

It's not too often mums get out to meet their friends for a catch up, but when we do, we take full advantage of our time off. 

So when this dad dropped his wife to meet friends but incurred an incident on the way home, he wasn't expecting going it alone. 

Ben Patterson's toddler son, Declan, got sick while sitting in his car seat as his dad was driving the pair home. 

Being the responsible dad that he is, Ben pulled over the car to tend to his poorly tot.

But while taking in the smell of the vomit, he began to heave, starting to vomit himself. 

And what ensued were moments of sheer hilarity. 

Ben thought that his wife may be able to help him out as he didn't know what to do, sending Stephanie several texts describing the unfolding scene alongside a picture of Declan with vomit all over him. 

However, Stephanie was reluctant to respond and Ben was freaking out, so he decided to dramatise the messages, only slightly mind you!

The messages range from Ben vomiting on a woman's lawn, to being asked was he drink driving with children in the car, during the episode which the dad labelled 'barfpocalypse'.

And his dramatisation began right around the time he described the moment the police came upon the scene…

Poor Declan! We can imagine so many dads in the same situation, what do you think?