Dad tweets his kids' conversations... and you'll cry (with laughter) when you read them
When a father of four girls decides to put his daily conversations with his daughters on the internet, you know it’s going to be good.
James Breakwell has four daughters who are all under the age of six, which makes for some pretty clever chaos.
Posting to XplodingUnicorn, James frequently uploads his conversations with the ladies in his life and they are some of the best tweets we’ve ever seen.
Me: Did you have a good day at school?
6-year-old: That's not how school works.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 8 May 2017
From speaking about school, sleepovers, science and regular chores, the outcomes are genius.
4-year-old: I forgot to brush my teeth last night.
Me: What happened?
4: I didn't die.
That's promising.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 8 May 2017
These girls have some serious sarcasm, and a genuine ability to entertain.
4-year-old: *walks through the living room flailing her arms*
Me: What are you doing?
4: Swimming.
Me: Why?
4: So I don't drown.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 8 May 2017
The little tots most definitely have daddy wrapped around their fingers.
[watching the Kentucky Derby]
4-year-old: I want to do that!
Me: Win the Kentucky Derby?
4: Be a horse.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 6 May 2017
And we reckon they've taken on some of dad’s wit along the line too.
But it's OK, because we're absolutely obsessed with these tweets right now, we can totally relate.